Wednesday, 11 August 2010

shit my dad says

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."

"They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point."

"I don't want your advice, you're 27 fucking years old...Fine. I don't want your advice, you're 29 fucking years old."

“You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."

i literally nearly wet myself....check this shit out!!!

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